If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim
Filed under: Clash of Civilizations, Islam Tagged: | Clash of Civilizations, Islam
Greetings Alaiwah–
why so Virulent and Toxic?? can u please explain the reason.
aap log is tarah musalman ko badnam nai kar skte, u hav uses such a rough language for all the muslims. And u r nt have right to say anything abt any relegion even for muslims also. Aap log sirf tv pe dekhte h k jo v kuch galat hota h, usme musalmano ka hath hota h, par kya ap ye jante h k unme kitne hindu kitne sikh kitne aur alag dharm k log hote h. Ap log dharm k nam pe hamare hindustan ko fir se bat rhe h. Ap log ko kisi ne adhikar nai diya k ap kisi v religion pe ungli uthaye. Jai hind. Aur mujhe musalman hone ka garv h.
raj bhai pehle mujhe apna pura naam bataye mujhe apke musalman hone pe shak he
We no need any enemy as long as Alaiwah exist. If you need to make your profile then comes to the truth not emotion.
The Post is not by Aliawah but by a reader who emailed it. It has been posted to show how some others view the Muslims…
Its the Hindus,Sikhs,Christians and Jews who are responsible for 99% of terrorism being carried out in the world today. Rape of Christian nuns by Hindu extremists is not even discussed or reported by the so called “Free” press in India. Hindu terrorism is the cancer that is being instigated at the behest of the ruling elite for their own political reasons.
Hindus are the most hateful people on this earth.
Dosron ke naam se Gaali dene ka achha Tariqa hai !!!!! ????? Kaya yahi wajah hai ki europe aaur usa mein islam tezi se phel raha hai ?? kaya usi ke chalte yeh dil ki bhadhas nikali gayee hai… shame on poster and publisher
…..and shame on you for ignoring what high cast Hindus do to lower cast Hindus(untouchables) just because they happen to be darker in skin colour.