Secret Service Agent Says Michelle Obama is a `Complete Bitch’

Secret Service views of Presidents and First Ladies

Here are snippets from a book of “Impressions & Observations” of Secret Service personnel assigned to guard US Presidents/ First Ladies, and Vice Presidents.

JOHN & JACQUELINE KENNEDY :  A philanderer of the highest order.. *
*She ordered the kitchen help to save all the left-over wine during
State dinner, which mixed with fresh wine and served again during the
next White House occasion.

LYNDON & LADYBIRD JOHNSON: Another philanderer of the highest order. In addition, LBJ was as crude as the day is long.

Both JFK and LBJ kept a lot of women in the White House for
extramarital affairs, and both had set up “early warning systems” to
alert them if/when their wives were nearby. Both Kennedy & Johnson
were promiscuous and oversexed men.

She was either naive or just pretended to “not know” about her
husband’s many liaisons.

RICHARD & PAT NIXON: A “moral” man but odd and weird, paranoid, etc. He had horrible relationship with his family, and in a way, was almost a recluse. She was quiet most of the time.

SPIRO AGNEW:** Nice, decent man, everyone in the Secret Service was
surprised about his downfall.

*GERALD & BETTY FORD: A true gentlemen who treated the Secret Service with respect and dignity. He had a great sense of humor. She drank a lot!

JIMMY & ROSALYN CARTER: *A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to public and very different in private, e.g., would be shown carrying his own luggage, but the suit cases were always empty; he kept empty ones just for photo op’s. Wanted the people to see him as pious and a non-drinker, but he and his family drank alcohol a lot. He had disdain for the Secret Service, and was very irresponsible with the “football” nuclear codes. He didn’t think it was a big deal and would keep military aides at a great distance. Often does not acknowledge the presence of Secret Service personnel assigned to serve him.

She mostly did her own thing.

*RONALD & NANCY REAGAN: *The real deal — moral, honest, respectful, and dignified. They treated Secret Service and everyone else with respect and honor. Thanked everyone all the time. He took the time to know everyone on a personal level.

*One “favorite” story which has circulated among the Secret Service
personnel was an incident early in his Presidency, when he came out of
his room with a pistol tucked on his hip. The agent in charge asked:
“Why the pistol, Mr. President?” He replied, “In case you boys can’t
get the job done, I can help.” It was common for him to carry a
pistol. When he met with Gorbachev, he had a pistol in his briefcase.
Upon learning that Gary Hart was caught with Donna Rice, Reagan said,
“Boys will be boys, but boys will not be Presidents.” [He obviously
either did not know or forgot JFK’s and LBJ’s sexcapades!]

*She was very nice but protective of the President; and the
Secret Service was often caught in the middle. She tried hard to
control what the President ate, and he would say to the agent “Come
on, you gotta help me out.”

The Reagans drank wine during State dinners and special occasions
only; otherwise, they shunned alcohol; the Secret Service could count
on one hand the times they were served wine during their “family
dinner”. For all the fake bluster of the Carters, the Reagans were the
ones who lived life as genuinely moral people.

GEORGE H. & BARBARA BUSH: *Extremely kind and considerate Always respectful. Took great care in making sure the agents’ comforts were taken care of. They even brought them meals, etc.

One time Barbara Bush brought warm clothes to agents standing outside at Kennebunkport; one agent who was given a warm hat, and when he
tried to nicely say “no thanks” even though he was obviously freezing,
President Bush said “Son, don’t argue with the First Lady, put the hat
on..” He was the most prompt of the Presidents. He ran the White House
like a well-oiled machine.

She ruled the house and spoke her mind.

BILL & HILLARY CLINTON: **Presidency was one giant party. Not
trustworthy — he was nice because he wanted everyone to like him,
but to him life is just one big game and party. Everyone knows of his

She is another phony. Her personality would change the instant cameras
were near. She hated with open disdain the military and Secret
Service. She was another one who felt people are there to serve her.
She was always trying to keep tabs on Bill Clinton.

ALBERT GORE: An egotistical ass, who was once overheard by his Secret
Service detail lecturing his only son that he needed to do better in
school or he “would end up like these guys” — pointing to the

GEORGE W. & LAURA BUSH: The Secret Service loved him and Laura Bush.
He was also the most physically “in shape” who had a very strict
workout regimen. The Bushes made sure their entire administrative and
household staff understood to respect and be considerate of the Secret
Service. KARL ROVE was the one who was the most caring of the Secret
Service in the administration.

She was one of the nicest First Ladies, if not the nicest; she never
had any harsh word to say about anyone.

BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA: ” Clinton all over again” – hates the
military and looks down on the Secret Service. He is egotistical and
cunning; looks you in the eye and appears to agree with you, but turns
around and does the opposite—untrustworthy. He has temper tantrums.

She is a complete bitch, who hates anybody who is not black; hates the
military; and looks at the Secret Service as servants.

73 Responses

  1. Vac Victus…

    • once a nigger, always a nigger

      • typical pack of common niggars ….

      • This is clearly biased in favor of republican presidents. The secret service agent is so obviously a vindictive oppurtunist and is a failure in life. He cant even live by the main code of a secret service agent as duty to the president–“secrecy.” He spent his whole life as a secret service agent with no promotions and no heroism. And what of course presidents dont respect him. He just walks and stands around all day doing nothing and waiting for something that never happens. Hes not some high level james bond guy. These agents are people that couldnt hack it enough in the fbi or cia or military. This guy is such a loser and just some old man right winger with a grudge tryin to sell books to other right wingers with juicy gossip bs. Fraggots.

    • He’s just an incompetant boob and michelle is full of herself. Saying racist stuff about them destroys your argument as well as being entirely gross.

  2. If the Obama’s get voted in again, I think I’ll leave this country. People are so stupid to vote him in in the first place.

    • Then go, you racist. You act like someone would care.

      • idiot LIB

      • So predictable! Anyone who criticizes our Liar in Chief is a racist. Do you not realize that you and your ilk’s constant,incorrect and overuse of the term has virtually made it irrelevant and meaningless? So sad and predictable!

      • Why would you call someone you don’t know a racist? There are Black Americans who feel the same way.

      • Dumb ass that don’t make anyone raciest, sound like your the raiciest. Go pick done cotton you lil Bitch

      • notice that liberals are the douscebags…

      • John, you’re a fool. People like you are the strongest argument against democracy there is. Stupid, knee-jerk reflexive morons who whip out the race card in any and every situation. I seriously hope you’re sterile.

      • John powell, your so ignorant. he\she is not racist, if you actally got off your ass and read obammas book, or actually read the terms and conditions of obama care, your views might chance. Before you resort to name calling, do some research.

      • He’s racist because he doesn’t like a stinking pile of shit that’s a sorry excuse for a president? In 2012 when he was reinstated, did you know that all 50 states had people petitioning for their state to secede from the country? Did you know gun sales went up 500% when he was re-elected? If you want to call someone racist, go talk to the cops, you information-less dumbass.

      • fuk u kneegrow

      • The post does not say anything about race. What if the poster is Black/Asian/Latino or what have you? Why does the comment has to be racist? Just because he dislikes the President, it doesn’t make him racist. On the other hand, you appear to be pulling your race card very quickly …

      • Obama is still an asshole, boy

      • Both of my Grandfathers’ were harassed by the Klan. I like to watch the movie, “Zulu”. Does that make me a racist?

        This President may be gay. He knows nothing about the economy and the military and he is destroying both. He has kept millions from employment.

    • That is exactly what I am already doing……leaving the country!

    • Go back to grade school, pass, and then go to college. Then tell me about your opinion. You (like many Americans) are unintelligent and lack the ability to make decisions based on reason and self-finding. I’m sure you look at any news station and immediately agree with everything said. Do your own research.

    • obviously written by a republican

      • You are obviously are a liberal/Dem..and a blind and stupid one at that..that is apparent…

    • Well sadly there were a lot of people who put this anti American man back in office along with that B of a wife of his… and yes these people that voted him back in are not only stupid, but blind and clueless.. I think they all need to have their heads wait they will regret it.. Obama’s mask is coming off and he will show his true colors. Obama already made a deal with Russia who by the way said years ago that they woud bury America and thanks to the stupid Obama voters, Obama will help Russia to bury this country.. Thanks alot Obama voters hope you can live with what you’ve done..

    • Where did you end up, Mexico or Canada??

  3. dont know much about romney,but i have heard and seen enough from the obamas to know im not voting for them. we gave them a chance in the white house and look what a mess.send them back to africa,give them a diaper a stick and some dogs to eat.michelle is the ugliest creature i have ever seen,scary.

    • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Quite frankly even as a heterosexual woman I have always thought she was rather pretty. Besides this article had nothing to do with physical looks, it was about attitudes.

      • Beauty in the eyes of the beholder, yeah..but I think she is ugly not on the out side but on the inside..

    • You are way too kind.

  4. Let’s hope intelligence prevails and we save America by NOT voting Obama back in…. we will lose our country if we do.

  5. Before you copy and paste anonymous chain emails into your blog, you may want to actually check the “facts” they claim to contain.

    There’s no such book as “Impressions & Observations” of Secret Service personnel assigned to guard U.S. Presidents/First Ladies, and Vice Presidents” by Kessler. Look it up. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

    He did write a book called “In the President’s Secret Service: Behind the Scenes with Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect” though. And that book does in fact have a passage discussing the Obamas.Here it is.

    “In contrast to John McCain, Barack Obama—codenamed Renegade—and Michelle Obama—codenamed Renaissance—treat agents with consideration and respect. Contrary to Obama’s repeated claims that he is giving up smoking, he has continued to smoke regularly.”

    You can verify that quote on Kessler’s website here.

    Some nice quotes about other first families, VP families and others are there as well.

    At a Halloween party, Jenna Bush’s now husband Henry Hager became so inebriated that the Secret Service wound up taking him to Georgetown University Hospital. Another time, he became drunk with Jenna in a Georgetown bar and picked a fight with several other patrons. The Secret Service had to intervene to avoid a brawl.

    Vice President Dick Cheney’s daughter Mary, who was guarded by the Secret Service along with her baby, demanded that the Secret Service shuttle her friends to restaurants. When her detail leader objected, she had the agent removed.

    Because of objections by the wife of Michael Chertoff, the secretary of Homeland Security, the Secret Service stopped performing checks on workers cleaning the Chertoffs’ home, even though agents knew that many of the workers were illegal immigrants.

    When he was President George Bush’s Treasury secretary, John Snow traveled to his hometown of Richmond almost every weekend and saw a woman agents believed was his mistress, incurring huge expenses for taxpayers because the Secret Service had to accompany him.

    Since Barack Obama took office, threats against the president have been up as much as 400 percent from about 3,000 threats a year against President Bush. A new chapter in the paperback edition reveals that the level of threats has become so disturbing that a secret Presidential Threat Task Force has been established within the FBI’s National Security Branch to gather, track, and evaluate assassination threats related to domestic or international terrorism.

    Fact checking. It can be your friend.

    You’re welcome.

    • Your article leaves me with the impression that you have some republician based interests. All of your ( personal views ) seem to support the idea that all republician presidents and staff were better people than the democratics. This I find troubling . I assumed that your website was non-partisian. Where did you get your ” snippets ” ?

    • Impressions and observations was not given as the title of the book but rather the content that was in the book.
      Be more careful and check your own facts. Most of the things that were listed here are common knowledge in this country – just do a little bit of research.

      • I find that comment laughable coming from you given your two posts just now.

        There are two versions of this chain email that the blog author sloppily copy and pasted from. One cites the book and gives it that title. Either way though, the quotes given are the same. Further, the quotes about the Presidents come from the work that I cited and linked to; all of them but the Obama quotes that is.

        They are fabrications. They are lies. They were made up and then put in with the real quotes about the other Presidents and passed off to the gullible and stupid who are willing to believe anything that confirms their biases as real quotes.

        feel free to look.

        “In contrast to John McCain, Barack Obama—codenamed Renegade—and Michelle Obama—codenamed Renaissance—treat agents with consideration and respect. Contrary to Obama’s repeated claims that he is giving up smoking, he has continued to smoke regularly.”

        You can verify that quote and some of the others on Kessler’s website here. –

        You won’t, because you want to believe what you want to believe and anyone who points facts out to you are ignorant of “common knowledge in this country” and in need of checking their facts. I checked my facts. You didn’t. I supported my facts with a link. You supported your statements with nothing but your own biases and bs.

        Don’t talk to me about fact checking.

    • Thank you so much for actually fact checking. You are an intelligent man.

    • Yes, you are right. I checked every reference to Michelle in the book you cite, “in the President’s Secret Service….” and did not find anything negative about her.

  6. This is absurd and one sided. Lol. i can’t believe you actually posted this…it is so obvi what you are doing here. you do know you are not educating people, you are only confirming the awful ideology and supporting the division in this society. Get it together and try to make an actual change in the world instead of making it worse.

    • What makes it even more absurd is that the quotes are fabrications. The blog’s author didn’t make them up, but a few seconds of fact checking shows that not only are the Obama quotes fabrications, but the actual quotes about the Obamas in Kessler’s book (the source for the other real quotes used in the chain email the blog’s author did a copy and paste on) are the exact opposite of the lie presented here. The real quotes actually cast them in a good light.

      But why let little things like facts get in the way when the lie confirms your personal bias and hatred and makes you feel better about “your side VS their side” in matters like this?

      • WHat makes it absurd is your ridiculous lies about fact checking. I checked your links and they were lies. Lol, you accuse someone of lying and them place some stupid link and expect that to just make you king. More stupid lib logic.
        I thought you libs with your taxpayer funded obama phones could do better research than that.

      • Well, since the links go to the site that promotes Kessler’s books and the quotes that I cite are right there on the page… One can only assume that you’re fairly illiterate, a liar or a typical Tea Bagger who likes to stick both hands over your ears and close your eyes whenever facts are in front of you so as to continue to live blindly in your little fact free world.

        Or some combination of all of the above.

        Either way, anyone who clicks the links and does any fact checking on their own will be able to see that the facts are as I presented and that you’re probably just another little Bagger screaming inanities into the wind.

        Have fun with your screaming.

  7. Michelle Obama and Barack are not in this presidency for the people. They are in it for themselves. Just like the Clintons. Hilliary is a bitch and so is Michelle. Disrespectful to others when they were given the opportunity of a lifetime. Can’t wait to get the obamas out and give Romney and his wife a chance. I know they will do a million times better. Obama is not a true american. He lived abroad and he does not have the same principles of what our folks in the united STATES believe. He is a muslim and has bowed to the king. That is rather DISGUSTING. He has stated he will never go to war with Islam. Wake up people, he won’t even put his hand over his heart to address the flag or wear a flagpin. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!!!

  8. Obama and his wife are Marxists…..Please, America, Wake up to their plan for America…He will do anything to destroy America and Israel. He(they) hate America, hate our military…Look up “Barack Obama and the Cloward- Piven Strategy” He was mentored in this, taught it and is implementing it in America….given another 4 years in office, our Nation will be under Marxist control….He plans to be our first dictator!! WE NEED TO VOTE HIM OUT…get rid of all of his cohorts, like Valerie Jarrett, Holder, Axelrod, etc etc

    • LETS START VOTING, 0,-1,-2,-3,-4…………………………

  9. I don’t know about all the others – but there were stories about Michelle treating the secret service personnel as lackies during the first campaign – she has shown signs of feeling entitles from the start

  10. Why is there only one person listing a link and giving solid argument? Do people really just draw a line in the ground and say, “if your on that side, your wrong!”? Come on people. Do your own research. Make up your own mind.

  11. Because of all the false, hateful, vicious erroneous GOP based comments and fraudulent emails and comments about anyone who is Democrat I have changed my mind about voting for anyone in the GOP party. Because they didn’t make it to the White House last election they have since acted like a bunch of spoiled brats who didn’t get their way and vowed NO cooperation with current administration from day one and bragged they would make Obama a one term Pres. They certainly held true to their word on that one because, as one said “That’s our ticket to the White House in 2016”. I truly thought Romney could and would do good thigs for this country but he doesn’t know from one day to the next really what he should do. If I don’t vote at all, that doesn’t solve the problem either. In my own personal opinion, we do not have a really good candidate from either party this time who deserves my vote. I tend to agree with the person who believed the GOP really does not want to win this election and inherit this mess so they put up a candidate who can deliberately lose it for them, citicize Obama fo 4 more years then bring in Jeb Bush or someone else who can definitely win for the party in 2016. By then maybe the current government mess will have leveled off enough that they won’t take on such a mess on their watch. Also, I think the campaigning should be restricted to 6 weeks instead of this ongoing debeacle. All the $$ spent on campaigning should be put to better use.Candidates should be able to say all the important things within 6 weeks. Again, these are strictly my opinions. Election day can’t get here soon enough to suit me and I won’t know who will get my vote until that day arrives. I wish our country luck this time around.

    • So, the GOP acted like babies towards the Democrats when they lost an election to them? Why don’t you re-read your election History with Al Gore and his allegations and the Democrats wanting a recount of votes for both George W. Bush elections.

      Vote Democrat again and then thank yourself for the heap of Socialist Sh#$ you will be sticking your head out of to view your new Third World Country.

      ~ Enjoy!

  12. Another 4 years of serving the 47%. If you hand out “free candy” just like halloween and feed a stray animal it will return. This contry has tuned into a whore. Thanks Obama. The Reperations for slavery have been very well payed. You do your people proud. Ignore your rights and you are sure to lose them.

    • Meanwhile those in the middle class that actually work for a living and try to fo the right thing get punished every pay day. And by the way I am not making a racist comment by saying your people. Trash is trash. I live in a rural so called “white” area.

      • And over half of the people here simply go to their mail box once a month and dont have a care in the world and laugh at me while I work 60 hours a week to just try to stay even with them. I think the middle class just needs to claim 9 exemptions on payroll tax n quit filling at the end of the year. Fuck you. And Fuck America if this is all you can do. Just like the Roman Empire….let it fail!

  13. Why do you trust this book/article as facts? This book and article is a big opinion page. I could say the same thing just by observing what I know historically about these people. This is propaganda, and while it seems it is pro Republican, I would have to say that anyone that actually knows anything about these people would say, yes, that’s sort of true, but…there was this going on, or they were raised that way, or he/she was really doing this, that you should be proud/ashamed of.

  14. why all the arguing over politicians?
    Republican or Democrat they are all in politics because they they either can’t hold a real job or are unwilling to find honest work

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  16. Not one nice word to say about any of the democrate presidents? Mr. Kessler must be a republican.

  17. This is some crap being written to spread even more segregation and dissent where there is none. It ain’t written in Kesslers book, it’s a chain letter and these fools for bloggers are posting it because they have nothing better to do.


    And don’t trust everything you see on the web…sigh.

  18. I can’t believe that so many people have bought into the Obama way, Trillions in debt, jobs destroyed, bowing down to terrorist nations and taxing the crap out of the middle-class. Are people dumb or do they just not care about our country? The United states used to be STRONG, now we are WEAK!

  19. Do you Secret Service guys ever wear big ears around the POTUS.?

  20. All this seems in order- I think this is the history everyone really knows in their hearts!

  21. So the Republicans are friendly and true and the Democrats are nasty and fake… wow… so good to read an article that is not biased at all. Wait…

  22. The second post succinctly states the obvious : “once a nigger, always a nigger.” Post 9/11/2001 and people voted for a Muslim – Barak H. O. Unbelievable. That many folks have taken complete of their senses. The MoHoe narcissistical racist, who looks & is the size of a linebacker, stated she was, “just now proud to be an American,” in November 2008. Really. She is a Field Hand who needs to pick-up her cotton sack & get to work or we could just sell her to Simon LeGree.
    These two are a disgrace to the Office, OUR White House, & our beloved country. Every time I think he can’t possibly be more aggregious & conduct unbecoming even several other quality black men, oh no, he shows out. Examples : bowing to the Emporor of Japan, stooping so low to kiss a Saudi King’s ring like giving a blowjob and that MoHoe touching the Queen of England & giving her an I Pad. I know just how much that meant to the Queen – she acknowledged those two by NOT inviting them to the Royal Wedding. Now that was an superior bitch-slap & major social cut !

    • And, the man looks like a chimp but they are cut & I would let them in my yard.
      That BHO is NOT American. He slams Christianity & slights Israel. Who waived him for a Top Secret Clearance? On the application, an entire page asks questions about associating, supporting, attending, knowing etc any person /group that holds & promotes subversive, anti-U.S. activities, ideaologies. And we know he failed that section! He claims he was born in Hawaii BUT his Social Security number first 3 digits are assigned to those born in Conneticut. Sure enough.
      So for us red-white-blue, born & bred Americans, we need a viable Presidential contender for 2016! You BHO huggers claim you are progressive thinkers which has no correlation to IQ or even a genuine spatter of common sense evidenced by your votes in 2008 & 2012. On the bright side, that porch monkey can’t stay after high noon, 1/20/2017 unless Divine intervention takes place.
      Is Cheetah available?


      • Why are you anonymous ?I wouldn’t post my name either if I was so deluded as to support a lying racist “president” lmao such as barack obama and the chimp face wife that resembles a tranny.Your pussy president needs to grow some balls as big as MR.chelle hahaha….talk about an empty vessel !

  23. This is clearly biased in favor of republican presidents. The secret service agent is so obviously a vindictive oppurtunist and is a failure in life. He cant even live by the main code of a secret service agent as duty to the president–“secrecy.” He spent his whole life as a secret service agent with no promotions and no heroism. And what of course presidents dont respect him. He just walks and stands around all day doing nothing and waiting for something that never happens. Hes not some high level james bond guy. These agents are people that couldnt hack it enough in the fbi or cia or military. This guy is such a loser and just some old man right winger with a grudge tryin to sell books to other right wingers with juicy gossip bs.

    • No this is clearly the truth (for a change) from agents who see first hand what these awful disgusting democrats are all about.They would wipe their ass on you you idiot! The republicans,on the other hand are gracious and decent people who truly know how to treat people! What reason do they have to lie.You are probably as mean ,nasty , and anti American as they are and its why you run to their defense.Birds of a feather….i. your case VULTURES !!!

  24. Goes to show what backstabbing pompous assholes all the democratic presidents were.The Clintons and Obama’s are by all accounts the worst of the worst! That ugly savage Moochelle looks like a racist black bitch of the highest order.I’m convinced she is more racist than any white person.I absolutely refuse to refer to the assholes as my president or first (lmao) lady.Oh hell no! .

  25. She’s ghetto and he’s a fucking muslim lover

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